Some of the craziness we participate in EVERY Tuesday morning with some epic people! #TMM (TuesdayMorningMeeting)
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM We now have a pair of Asian sisters working in collections. Their last name is Ho. DO NOT walk in here asking “Where da Ho’s at?”
@4gotcommonsense: When customers are in the building PUH-LEEZE Mrs. Jenkins, take off those old pink slippers. #TMM
We’ve adopted the neighborhood strays as office security, they’re cool getting paid in leftover collards & kush cakes
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM we are installing surveillance cameras in the handicapped bathroom stalls to monitor the dice games. since people wanna lie & shit.
Since they don’t get a check, the interns would like to “twerk for a tip” every Friday, that cool? #TMM
@BTXpress115 #TMM who da hell left that bowl of Skins & Potted Meat in the microwave?!?
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM It is with heavy heart, that we say goodbye to Ricardo (our mailroom guy) No. he didn’t die….. just deported.
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM Rose wants you all to know that she appreciates, all of your prayers…. But, Unfortunately she was still evicted.
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM If you drive a 2002 Purple Caprice, with “Bad Bitch” logo on the side. Rent -a- Tire is putting you on blocks as we speak.
@BTXpress11: #TMM I don’t care if school is out Tanya, get them bad-ass, bail jumpers outta the breakroom. Ain’t a damn doughnut left
@KEMPSAIDWHAT : #TMM Ok…. not a HUGE deal, but how many of you haven’t cashed last weeks pay check?
#TMM Corporate has once again turned down our suggestion to turn the company mascot into a pitbull. Better luck next year.
The new healthcare plan is a trip to see Ethel, she has Tussin,witch hazel, & castor oil. If that don’t fix it, oh well.
@dcherry1973: #TMM The battery in Edith’s hearing aid has been replaced she apologizes for what she thought were silent farts.
@4gotcommonsense: Can we get Claudette from doing hair in the bathroom? Shit & spritz is too much of an aroma #TMM
@4gotcommonsense: how long as we gonna have to use screwdrivers to use the company cars? #TMM
@jaycountry729: the toilet tissue truck won’t be here til Friday…BUT we have PLENTY rolls of receipt paper #TMM
Reminder from HR, “the 104 personal days u get are called Saturday & Sunday, u want a check be at that desk”
#TMM We saw a repo truck circling the parking lot…. So if you need to creep to the window to check your shit, we’ll wait.
#TMM Whoever put “I GOT THAT LOUD” on the bulletin board in the break room, TAKE IT DOWN! that goes on the company FB page. Thank you.
@KEMPSAIDWHAT #TMM IN this office, we go buy REAL names not STAGE names Mocha, Sparkle, Mercedes, Cinnamon, Jeremy.
#TMM I can’t believe i have to say this, but please stop walking around the office with your half smoked black n mild behind your ear.
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM Oil changes are not allowed in the parking lot. I don’t care if it is your day off
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM We don’t know who that Mexican lady is that’s doing waxes in the lady’s bathroom, but her rates are posted on the door.
@BTXpress11: #TMM We restarted the Co. carpool. We made Gus remove “Ass, Gas or Grass, nobody rides 4 FREE” from the side of his van
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM New employee down in Collections, He name is Rollo, apparently he used to pimp in Detroit in 78, his numbers are impressive.
@KEMPSAIDWHAT: #TMM First thing I want to thank whoever “irished” up the coffee this morning…. I feel like they just turned on the heat.
@KEMPSAIDWHAT : #TMM Our office will not be affected by Obamacare, Our company insurance maybe shitty, but it counts.
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Girl, this is quite the FUNNIEST THING I EVERY READ …smh lmbo…you I either one crazy behind to come up with this or need a release from ratchet city!!!!! Too funny