I will be interrupting Female Feedback for a day because I haven’t done this in a while and figured you all could use a laugh!
#TMM with @KEMPSAIDWHAT
#TMM The fire department said that the fire was started by a hot glue gun, in the ladies bathroom. I don’t even wanna know.
#TMM That’s not regular coffee, I don’t know who put the crown royal in it, but today will be a good day.
#TMM We found little haitian kid in the supply closet. We just gave him a work badge and told him $3 an hour is pretty standard.
@negrouaintfunny #TMM handicap spots are not for ladies w/new hairstyles that don’t want to get their hair wet when it’s raining. @KEMPSAIDWHAT
@SuperVan66 #TMM Asking for a friend…who has that welfare block of cheese? @KEMPSAIDWHAT
#TMM You may have noticed that some of the lobby furniture was missing, No isn’t wasn’t stolen. Rent a Center just happened to find us.
@XclusivelyShar Pittbulls & paroles will be heading security now- their motto “try that shit if you want” #TMM
@KEMPSAIDWHAT #TMM I’ve had them tweaked, so that the smoke detectors detect ALL kinds of smoke now.
#TMM Agnes is selling scented candles at her cubicle. She has Pussy, Old Spice, Mcdonald’s fries, Kush & Old Meat scented candles.
#TMM our new Dental Plan is sponsored by Michael Strahan. Buyer Beware!
#TMM starting Friday, @KEMPSAIDWHAT has approved the opening of a Check Cashing spot in the basement. ALL payouts will be on EBT Cards.
You Forgot Your Common Sense 
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