dating vs marriage

Okay Sugas, I am not married, nor do I want to be, (as  great as it seems to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.) however I have seen the side of both, growing up in a 2 parent household, having friends who are married and even being around their married parents. This is meant to be fun so if you’re gonna get your unmentionables in a bunch- don’t.

When you are dating, you want to spend every day together. When married you make up reasons to ‘go to the store’.

When dating its cute to eat off of each others plates and share. When married- you reach over if you want, you’ll draw back a nub.

When you are dating, he likes to “discuss” things. When you are married, he develops a “blank” stare.

When you’re dating, she always looks slim. When you’re married, you found out she was wearing spanx all along.

When you are dating you call each other pet names. When you are married, they call you “Hey” and refers to you when.

When you are dating,he knows what the “hamper” is. When you are married, the same corner on floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When you are dating,You picture the two of you together,growing old together.When you are married, you wonder who will die first.

When you’re dating you’re excited when he brings flowers just because. When you’re married, you’re happy if he takes his plate to the kitchen.

When you’re dating you go places and come right back. When married, sitting in the car counts as ‘out’. 

 A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?” “What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you’re bad luck.”

SMILE married people! 🙂 have a great day.



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