You Forgot Your Common Sense

One of those huge cards from the gas station

ANYTHING from the gas station

those coupon books full of IOUs (as in, ‘one free massage’ or ‘dinner on me’).

Candy underwear/ “Brief” jerkey

The Pizza Hut Proposal Box

Anything kitchen or household related (aprons, mops, vacuum, washing machine)

Framed picture of yourself

Anything workout related, even if they say they want to join the gym or workout

Anything with a picture of you two on it.

Toys & teddy bears

Plants (flowers a good, a cactus is not)

Visa gift cards

A pet

Anything thats actually meant for you

Name tattoo

That damn heart shaped pizza! If you’re over 18 just don’t

“Diamond Ring” keychain