*cues music* “Dont drop that thun thun thun, ayeeee dont drop that”
Special Shout out to all the ladies that can twerk! It takes a special skill, lots of time & dedication to master that skill. Now, twerkers, quick question; how many of you can cook? balance a check book? in a real relationship? gotten a ring from that skill?… I’ll wait…
As impressive as twerking is, how far does that really get you? You birds will spend hours learning to master this, but will burn minute rice! Cant balance a check book for your life, but can balance a drink on your a$$, while upside down shakin something, for dudes who you entertain all of 5-10 minutes, then they’re off to the next ass. Bet all that practice really paid off?!
Not only is it bad enough to see these females in highschool and grown shakin for a camera, but you are teaching babies, like 5 & 6 to do this like its cute. Ya baby cant read or count but they shaking right next to you, who is just as ignorant. Smh, our future is in danger.
Here is where you pea brains have really lost in the game. If you’re going to do something 2 things need to happen, you need to be the best at whatever (if you’re a h*e, be the BEST) and you need to get paid for it. If you have a talent, goods or service to offer never offer anything for free! Strippers and regular chicks have gotten into fights, not because of the skill, but you basic chicks are taking money away from their lives. You’ve taken something that was a treat & can be a great money maker and just throwing it out for FREE!
If for any second you think twerking is gone keep or even get a man, well you’re half right. You’ll get one for about as long as you have that skill and its hot. Oh, a man will make you “wifey” for the night but you’ll never become is wife, then again, most of the twerkers are okay with just wifey, you bottomfeeders.
Now y’all can keep spending your time learning a meaningless, demeaning skill if you want, but you’ll last as long as that dance does.