So there’s one thing I’ve got to mention. First of all, no one ever wants to be compared in any situation. But the worse is being compared to inanimate objects.Now I can only speak for myself, but one of the things I cant stand the most when it comes to dating is what guys compare women to. I just don’t get it, now guys, I’m used to the fact sometimes you just let anything fly out of your mouths without first using a filter, but you’ve gotta stop comparing females to stuff.
Personally one of the things I cant stand the most is being compared to food! “Girl I love the way you move…like butter on my mama’s hot water cornbread” “Baby, you’re better than KFC, and I love light thighs” seriously I could go on and on with these awful lines I get hit with, are you fools hungry or something? How the hell do you come up with theses? More importantly, why?
Listen you bruised fruit, in 2013 you’ve got to be more original, first of all, that’s old, and weird! No calling girls food, cars, games, (definitely not other women- ever, celebrities included, but hopefully I don’t have to tell you that.)
You Forgot Your Common Sense 
Lmao!!! Well when I write those “poems” I use comparisons and euphemisms to make my poetry pop. Lol never any food ones though. I think I’m pretty good at it though.
See but that’s in a poem, I’m talking pick up lines or in conversation, and dues be SO serious!!!
By the way… What the fuck is hot water corn bread? Has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. And well imma start using them. (Not like I’m actually tryna pick up any birds anyways) lol. I might as well just try my luck. Feel me?
You’ve never had Hot Water Cornbread??? Who has been feeding you? Its actually really good. I would love to hear you start using these lines!
Lol nope, never had it. Probably second time hearing that phrase. And I’ll use them. But I just have to know what they are. Lol can you make me a list?
He’s Nigerian. They don’t eat that type of good food lol
Okay First off, If a nigga use any of these lines, which he shouldn’t, she should chop the nigga in his throat. Butter on hot water cornbread? That type of cornbread don’t even need butter. KFC thighs are so small now you can’t even use that as a comparison. Look dudes if you are still using how to be a playa, or two can play that game pick up lines; do me a favor. Take the elevator of the Burj Khalifa to the top floor and jump off with no parachute. Kill yo self!
Some guys use this as a way of releasing nervous energy. Whenever I get hit with these lines from guys I laugh a good hearty laugh. One cause I know they are nervous and two because its corny. Most times its never said to be offensive but to lighten the mood and release nervous energy. Like the line “girl you look so good, make me wanna sop you up with a biscuit” makes me laugh every time because it is the corniest line but they tried. lol