Did you miss the #TMM? Don’t worry, you know I take minutes for you!
#TMM If you have a court appearance, please schedule the day off ahead of time. No more “remembering” it once you’ve clocked in.
aKeMPnameSlickback@KEMPSAIDWHAT
#TMM The mailroom is for office business only. Our scales are postage scales, we aren’t equipped to handle “weight”
#tmm Shannon, if the coworkers keep calling you “Sparkle”, don’t get mad, you should have been less liberal handing out the flyers
#TMM@KEMPSAIDWHAT Simone will be leaving us to start her own business Wig Dry cleaning shell b giving free washes @ noon in the breakroom
#TMM For our new employees please make sure you pick up your Company issued GO phones and prepaid minutes card.
#TMM For.those.who asked YES we will be having our annual Chittlins & Cognac Party. Please bring soda crackers
#TMM Our Billing Dept has a new manager, “Slick Ronnie” is what he prefers to be called. Yes, the whole thing “Slick” & “Ronnie”
#TMM Our office has decided to switch from regular Folders coffee to Yuban with a shot of Hennessey blend.
#TMM “Twerker’s knee” is not a legitimate call in reason. You better pop, lock and drop yo ass at your desk.
You Forgot Your Common Sense 
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