And I thought Kids say the darnedest things

Its Hump Day Sugas! Lets have a little fun, these people clearly forgot their common sense, and a dictionary.

The following is a collection of “actual excuse notes from parents
(including spelling)” from the Office of Educational Assessment at
the University of Washington. No commentary needed.

* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

* Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

* Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

* Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

* John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

* Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

* Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

* Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

* Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

* Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

* Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

* Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

* Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

* Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

SMH, dictionaries people, get one!

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  1. “Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault”

    Ah, my ex-wife is writing notes again.

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