They talk about Kids who say the darndest things, well those kids grow up- and have kids and those parents still say some wild crap sometimes.
“I know I raised you better than that”- well chances are if a kid is doing whatever activity you disapprove of, you didn’t.
“Before you ask, the answer is no”
“Do as I say, not as I do”- originally meant to keep kids from making mistakes, more of an apology for being a hypocrite.
“Don’t move from that table until all that (enter food object here) is gone” good form of torture I guess, and a better way to start the obese generation.
“Shut up or I’ll give you something to cry about” – again, pretty sure this is abuse
“I brought you in this world, I’ll take you out” – when did murder become acceptable? Kid or not I’m pretty sure you get the same amount of jail time, even if the kid is yours.
“That’s what i had kids for”- I never understood why people had kids (granted, a lot of ppl were mistakes) however, if its to do stuff for, or live through, you may have had the wrong idea.
“Ask your mother/father” – they don’t know, or don’t care but want to keep the good parent appearance.
“Am I really that bad?” YES! always, at the point parents ask this question they already know the answer
“Because I said so” – I no longer have any valid points that will keep me credible to winning this conversation so I will use the bully method to make you do what I want.
Let me hear em people, whats some of the crap parents say that make you raise an eyebrow.