Married people! Why do you always want your spouse to be quiet??? What is that about?
I’ve noticed a lot of people who have been married 5+ years, love when their spouse is not talking… (to them).
“Im just trying to get this done so I don’t have to hear his/her mouth”
“He/she has been talking me to death”
“I just walked in and you’re already talking”
*insert topic* “here we go again”
I’m not sure if its the voice itself that gets annoying, what you’re talking about that’s irritating, or that you just talk too much. What I do know is the longer the marriage, the less talking they want done.
Okay, I’m done, just something I noticed.
You Forgot Your Common Sense 
They are not having enough. . . Good… (let me repeat that) Good sex!